oh mylanta
i've been awake since 2:00 am....it's now nearing 4:30. i have heartburn. my feet are achy and swollen. i'm hot. i'm restless. i turn to mylanta. i sip the normally cool liquid, looking for some relief from at least one of my ailments. gag.....i bought the wrong kind. it is intensely foul. i try to get the taste out of my mouth. i gag....and gag....and yes, now i am hurling the lovely liquid along with the graham crackers i had consumed 30 minutes before into the sink....yes the sink...because i'm of course, having to pee at the same time (there is a head on my bladder, ya know). luckily we have a small bathroom that enables one to do both at the same time if needed. this intensely foul liquid obviously tastes no better the second go around and coupled with the undigested graham crackers makes a lovely flavor sensation. oh, the joys of late pregnancy.....
